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Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Game: Half-Life 2
Song: Hazardous Environments (Valve Theme)
The Batman is generally a solitary creature, occasionally leaving its cave to collect small orphan birds.
CAN’T NOT REBLOG
oh god can’t breathe
WHAT. JUST. WHAT!?!?! : DDDDDDD
I would follow that man everywhere through those woods.